Living Free & Flying High

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via sorry)

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian, via sorry)

snapchatting:

if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you

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jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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